im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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