we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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