barbara walters just said penis...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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