Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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