what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
And then my night got REAL pukey
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