I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
time to smoke my breakfast
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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