scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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