i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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