Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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