are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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