yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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