I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
where are my eyebrows?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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