at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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