I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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