he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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