So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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