yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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