you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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