OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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