I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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