these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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