Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
This is my gift to your gina
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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