i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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