ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i want to swaddle you in tequila
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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