at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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