Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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