Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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