Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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