yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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