The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
If that was your dad, he is hot
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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