he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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