Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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