well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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