i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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