shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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