this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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