My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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