it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
So squirting runs in the family.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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