There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Did we literally take a cab across the street
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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