great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
How naked do you want me to be?
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