shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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