My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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