As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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