Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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