he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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