Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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