the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
