Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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