You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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