How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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