I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize
