well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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