it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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