you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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