May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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